This year I start full-time University courses, as part of my effort to remain employed full-time (I promise to explain in-depth later, as I’m tired of verbally repeating my situation to colleagues).
I write this, as I stand in line to receive my 2014-2015 University ID card. In the last 20 minutes, I’ve noticed:
- Female jocks great each other with the phrase, “Hey girl”, and then state every sentence in the form of a question,
- An odd little fellow prefers to empty his pockets of lint onto the floor,
- Most everybody smells like Axe products, and
- Displays of individualism are ironically, ubiquitous.
Here’s to new experiences, and less judgement on my part.